TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
- selfie skills
santa is real
gurl do you speak spanish because i think you are
microsoft word old man dog thing
when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you
I LOVE BOOZE
BOOZE LOVES ME
HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE
I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR
i will remember this picture until the next time i get drunk
Did anyone else sing this or was it just me?
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
actually no, i think it’s for the best, pluto was a fucking nerd planet and i don’t want it in my solar system
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
honey is there something you’d like to tell me
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I think this is my favourite post in the history of ever.
In japan instead of saying “I miss you” to loved ones, they say 私はポケモンの音に自慰行為, which roughly translates to “part of me is missing”