ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

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I’m laughing so hard at the way she’s holding that wine glass

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(Source: barack-obottm)

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alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

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milotlc:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomachimage

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genralboomstick:

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

this is beautiful

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

(Source: vinesnow)

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

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dietcrush:

this is my favorite scene in twilight

(Source: trutv)

22 hours ago |  via |  source | 7672

naeymarjr:

I FOUND THE GLORIOUS VIDEO OF NEYMAR BEING ATTACKED IN NOTHING BUT A TOWEL BY A FAN

22 hours ago |  via |  source | 4834