zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

Why cello there

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Y’all need to chill this wasn’t that funny

This is the post that put me over 500 followers. I hate everything

This is it. This is fuckin it. This is the legacy I leave on this god-forsaken website. This is what future generations will remember me for, after all is said and done and the world dies down, this is what will be recorded in the annals of history as the one thing I achieved in my entire existence, and its the stupidest goddamn thing I could have possibly done. With three words I immortalized myself as the cello guys, not knowing what I wrought, and here we now stand.

165,000 notes is way too many. 10,000 followers is way too many. Everything is way too many. This wasn’t that funny, but here we are. Here we are, sad and tired and full of regret, at the cusp of the world, and here I will rot with what could have been.

Know that I mean it from the bottom of my heart when I say that I loathe each and every one of you bastards for doing this.

Cell-out

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gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

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spookycried:

full homo

(Source: cryaotich)

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nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

image

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

(Source: arachnidisa)

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ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

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(Source: diamoncls)

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ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

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kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

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baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

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pixiesandpaisley:

Where do you think you’re going young man

(Source: sheetmetalsheep)

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Beethoven:ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience:*cheers*
Beethoven:I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
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(Source: portablemiah)

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obamadontcare:

obamadontcare:

i was wondering why the plural of moose isn’t meese so i searched it upimage

?? ????

"oh wow look at those majestic same"

so apparently it means that the plural of moose is moose hence ‘same’ and i just

(Source: isacknewton)

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dirkstridersbraces:

panderingtoacat:

dirkstridersbraces:

amazingsuperwholockisnotonfire:

dirkstridersbraces:

the year is 2073 and your granddaughter is slowdancing with her boyfriend to gangnam style at her senior prom

how do you slow dance to gangnam style

we will find out in 2073

why are you at your granddaughter’s senior prom?

grandma likes to get funky and relive the glory days

(Source: tetsuoatehimbread)

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tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

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