vinoxe:

I made a friend

vinoxe:

I lost a friend

getoffmybloghoe:

started from the bottom 

now we here

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

on-my-toes-for-you:

Greatest pick up of all time

failnation:

So my mate got hold of my desktop

morrissarty:

cheeky-jackharries:

avatar-rokuu:

veryscarytwist:

how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS 

AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS

AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS

what

everclears:

the-colonel-sassacre:

zangusu:

thatsonofamitch:

Is this what is really underneath girls skirts

as a girl i can comfirm that this is 100% accurate

This post scares me so bad.

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

bubblelumps:

1000notes:

comedraco:

twyll:

good posts with a long string of terrible comments

good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

ecmajor:

sanic-x:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

definitely worth $1.1 billion

Next time we put a gold record on a space probe it should definitely have these gifs encoded on it. And to be safe, it should have only these gifs and nothing else.

chaztheweasel:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.